Scary Cuisine

Hungry? I sure am. Here is a 3 course meal to satisfy your appetite:

Apps
Main course
Desert

Wonder Doggy

Honestly, I don't even have a dog, but I think I need this . . .

My empire will soon be complete . . .mwahaha!

Wednesday Linkage: Food Sites

The Good – Cuter than a basket full ‘o kittens!

The Bad – Fascinating or intrusive? Discuss . . .

The Just Plain Wrong – Ewww . . .

‘Albanian’ is code for gay?

Dancing with the Stars is on tonight. I’m psyched – I love clash of the teen heartthrobs (using the term throbbing literally) – Joey Lawrence and his sucking up and incessant lip licking, Mario Lopez and his electric swivel hips. But I learned some new vocab from last week’s show. When Tom Bergeron is interviewing Sarah Evans, she spoke about the difference between her and her partner Tony Dovolani. She said, “even though Tony is Albanian . . .” Tony responded “She keeps reminding me I'm ‘Albanian.’” So Albanian is code for gay, right? Did Sarah just out Tony on national TV? She should really concentrate on the issues at home . . .

Kiki Looks Something Up!

Alright, bitches. I'm here and I'm bringing sexy back. It's been almost a year, but I'm resurrecting my blog with a new feature where I look something up. I look stuff up all day long, but now I will share this with you fine folks for our mutual edification (I love that word -- it's the newest 50 cent word floating around the office).

Today's search is Tesco.

Reason: The Lily Allen song LDN name checks it. Seems British, but I got figure out what the heck it is. Is it the UK version of Costco?

Lookup: Google "Tesco." Yahtzee -- first listing. http://www.tesco.com/

Nibbly bits: Check out Pimp That Snack where many fine Tesco products are featured.