Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Top 10 Worst Beards

Here’s my list of the top 10 worst celebrity beards. As you can see gentleman, grooming (and genetic predisposition to growing facial hair) is key. And there were so many bad ones, it’s actually top 12:

1. Strike beards




2. George Clooney in Syriana




3. Brad Pitt as a homeless man


4. Matthew Fox as Flash-forward Jack




5. Alec Baldwin




6. This Lady




7. Michael Douglas




8. Kenny Rogers (honorable mention to any beard from the 70’s. See also BeeGees and Grizzly Adams)



9. Home Improvement Dude




10. Adrian Pasdar as Nathan Petrelli




11. Weird rock beards (James Hetfield of Metallica shown, also see ZZ top ans Scott Ian)




12. The K-fed Line Beard


What else you got? Leave it in the comments!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahah i love your labelling of michael jackson as 'this lady.' haha made my day :)

Alex Padilla said...

You´re an asshole, you hate facial hair.

Fetter Frank said...

By the process of elimination, you have a strong preference for the facial hair styling of Pirate Bay profile Gottfried Svartholm Warg (http://www.svenskbladet.se/uploaded_images/swartholm440x300.jpg). Good. He has suffered unfair facial hair critique lately.

Kiki said...

Su compa -- why thank you. And I don't hate all facial hair -- just yours.

Sammy said...

You must be gay. Many of these are nice beards. You just don't like facial hair.

Unknown said...

LOL a woman commenting on MENS beards. GTFO Woman! Back to the kitchen.