Further Evidence of the Rapture

Now I’m starting to get freaked out . . .I keep finding more and more articles online about religious wackos ruling the world (or at least this country). See below for more freaky facts:

Starbucks to Quote God on Coffee Cups -- I’ll have a tall-nonfat-God, with a shot of dogma . . .

Left Behind 3 Opens in Churches Nationwide -- Kirk Cameron rejoices as he can pay the electric bill once more.

Mel Gibson’s New Movie Apocalypto Is in Production – Mel looking more like the Unabomber each day.

Creepy Ipod Spoof – Instead of Ipod, try IGod!

Tom Brokaw Sees Crazy People – See, it ain’t just me!

Furthermore, NBC Has Put Revelations, the Show, On Hiatus – We know too much!