Another Taxing Episode of DWTS

Now that your taxes are done, let’s discuss last night’s Dancing with the Stars:
-Mario was pretty good this week. Wow, and he’s friends with Stevie Wonder. Stevie should come sit in the audience next time (oh please, if you think that’s bad, you don’t want to hear what The Hubby said).
-Priscilla Presley’s face seems to be softening up (and her outfit was more age appropriate, though The Hubby said it looks like she got caught in a spangled fish net), but she still needs to go home. Maybe she can go teach those “expression” classes Carrie Ann suggested (I almost fell over when she said that last week)
-Marlee Matlin is surprisingly good as always. Hell, Stevie Wonder should dance next season!
-I think Bruno was secretly insulting the dancers last night: He said Marissa Jaret Winokur was “bouncing like a beachball” (are you calling me fat?) and Kristi Yamaguchi was a “pearl of the South Pacific” (umm, she’s from California, racist).
- Shannon Elizabeth is the new curse of DWTS. First, Derek has a neck injury, now food poisoning? That seems to happen a lot on that show. Maybe it’s time to look into a new caterer?
-I’d be at peace if Christian de la Fuente left soon. Sorry Cheryl.
-Oh, and we miss you still, Guttes.

I’ll have to find out who got booted tomorrow morning as I’m dropping tonight’s elimination show with Douchie Blunt in favor of the season finale of the Biggest Loser (who needs to watch the whole season when all we want to see is the before and after, am I right?), American Idol, and Big Bro (finally some sweet relief next Tuesday!)