What’s with All the Man Tears?

What is up with Big Brother? So far, all the men are crying like babies, even more than the women. This was supposed to be Big Brother: Couples. I expected mucho hooking up and more night vision camera usage on BB: After Dark on Showtime, with the men on their “A” games, trying to seduce all the women. So far, all we’ve got is a little bit of unenthusiastic kissing (Matty trying to scam Sharon and James and Chelsia drunkenly rolling around), a half-hearted knobber (Natty and Matty), and a whole lot of crying by the men. Josh, Matty, and James (who sobbed uncontrollably last night) have all had their moments of ocular wetness, and even A-Baller’s Shrek-like eyes got all moist and his big ugly mug started to quiver. Ryan’s the only one who hasn’t become a hormonal mess (maybe all the guys are cycling together?). Come on guys -- there’s 3 women left and 3 of you – pull it together. Chicks don’t dig gratuitous man tears. Maybe they should retitle this season Big Brother 9: Crying Bitches. The big twist: they’ve run out of tissues (dump da dum)!